martock 

a tiny little ski hill near windsor, nova scotia. the lack of vertical, real snow and just size in general makes martock the victim of many jokes.
known for 'the martock breakfast', snowboarders that hate skiers and 'the shack'.
martock is addictive, especially for the regulars and instructors, who never really seem to leave.

"what are the conditons like?"
"bullet proof surface with edge deep pow."

"martock is like my boyfriend/girlfriend. i can ride it all day and it's all that occupies my mind. i miss it when i'm away from it and i get jealous when other people spend time with it if i'm not there"

"seriously, catching 'the shack' is worse than a std"

martock by just a regular February 11, 2008

Martock 

A small village in Somerset.Well known for its excellent community's and banging takeaways.

"Bloody he'll man I'm starving, where can i get a bite to eat?"
"I would grab a kebab from martock and some chips"
"You know the tings"

Martock by Dnsnsnsn April 20, 2020

martocci

Very strong italian last name. Mafia related.

the Martocci's are italian

martocci by Lindz G January 14, 2008

Martucky 

A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.

"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?

Martucky by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011

MartoSkelly 

Usually a BIG Gamer! Obviusly he has a GIANT dick and a six pack. He gets all the chicks.

-Fakafo: I got a MartoSkelly as a boyfriend
-GamerBrothers: You're so lucky
-Fakafo

MartoSkelly by MartoSkelly100 November 22, 2019

mattocks 

The most beautiful girl on the planet she is soooo cool that she is to cool for school and doesn't go out of her bed room unless its for school I guess and for food.

Mattocks to cool

mattocks by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017

marcock 

marcock

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marcock by marcockian December 26, 2021