crack waxer 

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

crack waxer by cider army February 8, 2008

crack water 

The left over water after crack has been cooked. Once the crack water is added to something it makes the other thing more potent.

"Yo that weed was so bangin, they must have ran the crack water on that shit!!!"

crack water by DaddyL October 7, 2008

Crackwater

Vitamin water, name comes from highly addictive nature of the drink

alison: "hey guys im totally pooched from the workout"
ryan: "well you need some crackwater"

Crackwater by t8st-salad December 24, 2008