Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old NavyDog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!
One who doesn't give you invites, leaves you out of things and is just generally a bad bloke. Should be constantly reminded of their poorly considered actions.
Dog Mate: 'Saturday night was great!'
You: 'Oh don't remember being invited to that, must've been lost in the mail'
1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.
2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.