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My kittiot ran so far up the tree he couldn’t get down.

The kittiot chased the chipmunk right off the end of the wall.

The kittiot fell asleep on his back and rolled off the arm of the chair.
kittiot by Dr. Gunther Volt March 12, 2020
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I put in a cat door and still wake up to Griffin crying to get in, he is such a kittiot.
Kittiot by Ericmodesto April 9, 2022
The cat version of idiot, Kitiot (Kid-e-it).
WTF my fucking cat is a fucking kitiot!
Kitiot by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022
A baby kitten or small catto (cat)
My mom got me a kittith for my birthday
Kittith by Mr Kitith June 25, 2018

kittitonic

The condition of being unable to move due to a sleeping kitten (or cat) on your body.
“Sorry honey. I can’t empty the garbage. I can’t move at all. Fluffy is on my chest and I am kittitonic.”
kittitonic by MaxGatito July 4, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026