bottle worm 

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

bottle worm by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

Texas Worm Battle 

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

Texas Worm Battle by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016