lawnmower 

(v.) Overzealously removing anal beads from one's ass, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.

Instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper anal bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "Fuck me in the shit!", and so he did.

lawnmower by jason just January 5, 2005

lawnmower 

An alcoholic beverage containing vodka and wheatgrass juice. Invented by Homer Simpson from episode 5F19 of The Simpsons, "When You Dish Upon a Star."

Ron Howard: (sniffing Homer's breath) Do I smell vodka ... and wheatgrass?
Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?

lawnmower by Cintari May 18, 2008

Lawnmower 

A sexual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large anal beads out of their ass so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.

Why is Allan walking so funny? I guess his girl gave him another lawnmower last night.

Lawnmower by PlayDoc October 25, 2006

Lawnmower 

When you're so pissed at someone that you bend them over and you put your hand through their legs and grope their whole ballsack and pull it back like you're starting a lawnmower.

Jack took my phone so I couldn't control myself and had to lawnmower him.

Lawnmower by The Chronic Method May 17, 2016

lawnmower 

When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.

Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.

lawnmower by the d00d September 25, 2006

lawnmower 

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

lawnmower by Charon October 13, 2004

Lawnmower 

A male/female is performing oral pleasure upon a female. The female in question has a pussy that looks like Hagred super glued his beard to it. And the party giving the oral proceeds to bite the hair off.

Nigga 1: You a fuckin simp
Nigga 2: Stfu nigga you a lawnmower.

Lawnmower by Certified Big green man March 11, 2020