Playing Some CD's 

to play some "CD's" is to smoke marijuana. a "CD" player would be a bowl or a hookah or something to smoke out of.

Andrew: we were just Playing Some CD's on Jared's CD palyer

Andrew's Mother: oh, well thats nice. have fun

Playing Some CD's by JayJay-rod November 4, 2008

he's playing games 

a sentence in which is shouted when someone is found infront of them playing games on their chromebook.

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh he's playing games"

he's playing games by Zaracotic November 2, 2018

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

He's not playing with a full deck 

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

He's not playing with a full deck by Con#1 July 19, 2012

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Playing your mom’s piano 

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

Playing your mom’s piano by anonymous April 20, 2022