Tom moment

A tom moment is the moment something random is said or done. This is obviously referring to 21st century humor and how fucked up it is. A tom moment also defines a moment someone says something really funny the gang would pee their pants or spit their drink out. This tom moment was named after talking tom and the blue fish, tom. These 2 things are very random and memeable using 21st century humor.

*Dan said "EGG"*
"Dude that's a mad tom moment not going to lie!"

Tom moment by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

Tom moment

A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.

Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment

Tom moment by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

Tom Moment by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

Tom Cruise Moment 

A discreet way to refer to a nipple erection (see also nipple freeze, nipple stand, nippleboners, nipplection, nippleitis, and nipplitis). Derives from Tom Cruise's tendency to "act" with his fingers: pointing with both forefingers to emphasize something he's saying. Particularly evident in Jerry Maguire (the finger acting,that is, not the stiff nipples). The term is not gender-specific.

It was cold out, and she was having a Tom Cruise moment.

Tom Cruise Moment by Longsilver July 30, 2008

tomoment 

When you mean or want to do something in or at the moment but can't be bothered so are honest enough (or through a freudian slip) admit you're incapable & commit to doing it tomorrow.

Tomoment can also be used as a way of delaying a request or action until it is no longer required.

Person 1: "Helen can you send that to me?"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll do that tomoment"

tomoment by Crickets May 24, 2013