A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.
Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.