Hemi 

Term used by those in the gay community to describe a, supposed, heterosexual man's erection provoked by homo-erotic thoughts, situations or other stimuli.

"He says he's as straight as a die but his hemi showed through his pants a mile away."

Hemi by Silas Flannery December 30, 2007

hemi 

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.

The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.

hemi by Howard Wakefield October 20, 2007

hemi 

A guy in the closet's erection from looking at another guy.

All the men hid their hemis when I strode into the room.

hemi by Brian Teemes January 17, 2008

hemi 

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.

“The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.”

hemi by Howard Wakefield October 13, 2007

Hemi 

A nice engine but is not what it used to be.

Yeah man, that Hemi tore some shit, but then i bought a LT1 and now im twice as fast

Hemi by hutch November 2, 2003

Hemi 

Nickname for a powerful Chrysler V8 engine from the 1960s that had a hemispherical combustion chamber. The name has since been trademarked by Chrylser and applied to a new, 345 horsepower V8 that does not have the characteristic hemispherical heads. The new engine is not really a hemi; DaimlerBenz, the owners of Chrysler and Dodge, wanted a name that would convey the power of the new engine so they picked Hemi.

The copyrighted term Hemi and the accompanying engine have been marketed with a series of commercials featuring actor Jon Reep.

Q: That thing got a Hemi in it?
A: Well, if you mean, does it have the new, 345 horsepower Chrysler V8, then yes. But if you mean, does it have the legendary Mopar V8 characterized by hemispherical combustion chambers, then no, this thing does not have a Hemi in it.

Hemi by zodar June 20, 2004

Hemi 

An abbreviation for the medical term hemroid.

That thing got a hemi?

Nope, but I sure as hell do!

Hemi by bobbeh. September 5, 2005