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The Welsh See-saw 

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.
I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

The Welsh Catapult 

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.
"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

The welsh shepherd 

Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.
Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.
The welsh shepherd by TM&EH January 17, 2018

The welsh snogghole 

When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.
Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.

Doing the welsh

Compulsively lying and exaggerating, seeking attention with bullshit.
Devin said he had 70 grand to blow on a car but he was just doing the welsh

I pretended I crashed my street bike for attention but I was just doing the welsh
Doing the welsh by Callingitasitis November 11, 2014

The Frankie Welsh

The act of repeatedly saying six seven while you put your overweight fat belly on her back and hang her doggy.
"Yeah, I used the Frankie Welsh on her last night. Never felt better!"
The Frankie Welsh by emceeparkour October 20, 2025