benoit 

The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!

He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met

benoit by benske May 14, 2015

Benoit 

Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.

1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.

2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me

Benoit by DEFINEwizard October 24, 2022

Benoit 

Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.

(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")

Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.

Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)

Benoit by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008

benoit 

To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.

See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.

Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now

benoit by balzak August 30, 2007

Benoit 

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.

Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself

Benoit by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007

Benoit 

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

Benoit by Stinqfist July 31, 2007

Benoit 

Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him

Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit

Benoit by Crutchers and Fruit Pastille November 19, 2020