boriness 

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

boriness by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

Bordness

The highest amount of bored you can archive

I am so bordness right now

Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009

borkiness 

To be borked, broken, damaged or faulty

My internet connection's borkiness is playing havoc with my work load

borkiness by Girlbug December 30, 2010

Borkness 

The dankest doge in the universe often became so cool that a new word had to be invented to describe his actions

Gabe the doge is an symbol of absolute borkness

Borkness by Name Nomad February 1, 2017