Dirty Nelson 

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.

The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”

Dirty Nelson by saucylamby April 16, 2021

dirty nelson 

when one is pinned down and another defecates on one's face.

dude! my fat ass math teacher gave me a dirty nelson after i refused to give take her test!!

dirty nelson by bing cherry June 7, 2007

Dirty Nelson 

A dirty Nelson is when a man puts there arm up a Mexican mans behind

Guy1 I’ll give you a dirty Nelson

Guy2 yes daddy

Dirty Nelson by EMMA is a girl May 11, 2020

Dirty Nelson 

The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.

Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.

Dirty Nelson by an eye witness April 23, 2009