Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

Paddocking by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Haddocking 

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

Haddocking by Gunnlove July 14, 2010

Padlocking 

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

Pandicking 

Neologism/Portmanteau: Panda Dicking

The purposeful, willful and deliberate act of ungentlemanly gentleman hunting for "exotic" encounters with women of primarily Asian descent in order to achieve personal sexual gratification.

Also see Pootercruising.

Unrelated to New Zealand wooldicking or having actual sex with Pandas.

Me and the bros are going to grab some orange chicken, after which we will go pandicking down Broadway (followed by high five).

Pandicking by blingblongbling March 16, 2010