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Never Pay For Shit
yo, i'm trying to rock the NPFS steez this weekend, cause i aint got no chips to put up on the purples
N.P.F.S by looting August 3, 2003

P.F Chang's 

A middle tier restaurant serving Americanized Chinese food that has long lost its roots. Frequented mostly by homies and diners looking out for a quick bite, although is being marketed as something of a fancy place, with Cordials and candles. In other words, a complete mess of a business model that is extremely inefficient in its operation and is only sustained through its rapid growth. A venture not to be invested in.
"Wanna go to P.F Chang's tonight dear?"
"Nah. I'd rather eat cat turds out of the litter box."
P.F Chang's by kalkalasch September 1, 2006

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
Abbreviation for First Person Shooter", a video game in which the player sees from the perpective of the main game character, or in the "first person". These games usually involve some type of weapon, usually a gun, of which the end of the barrel can usually be seen at the bottom of the screen, as if the player is looking down the gun.
Some examples of F.P.S.'s include Battlefield 1942, Half-Life, Doom (perhaps being the most famous, and arguably the first real F.P.S), Red Faction, and the Medal of Honor series.
F.P.S. by Pork King April 4, 2006

F.P.S.I.H 

The Acronym used for the condition known as a First-Person-Shooter Induced Headache,which is a headache that is induced from playing too much first person shooters in one sitting.
Kyle: Hey Ken, you wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?

Ken: No thanks man, I got an F.P.S.I.H from playing it this morning.
F.P.S.I.H by ITSAP3RS0N June 17, 2010