horizontal dance 

to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants

Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.

horizontal dance by Orange Cougar April 24, 2009

horizontal ballroom dance 

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex

Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.

horizontal ballroom dance by Abear510 September 15, 2013

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

Horizontal love dance by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

horizontal bone dance by Stan B. August 31, 2003

Horizontal Happy Dance 

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"

Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....

Horizontal Happy Dance by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011

horizontal monkey dance 

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

horizontal monkey dance by Teabagger January 5, 2005

Horizontal Rain Dance 

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

Horizontal Rain Dance by The Great V October 8, 2008