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pipe cleaner 

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
pipe cleaner by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008

Pipe Cleaner 

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
Pipe Cleaner by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

pipe cleaner 

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.
Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"
pipe cleaner by Kentaylor March 31, 2007

Pipe Cleaner 

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.
Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.
Pipe Cleaner by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010

Pipe Cleaner 

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)
Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!
Pipe Cleaner by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Pipe Cleaner 

This is where a dude would take sever pieces of gum and put them in his mouth at one time and chew for approx 5 min. then he takes the gum out of his mouth and puts it on the girls asshole and fuckes her with the gum on the end of his dick.
I gave a girl a pipe cleaner last night and she loved it, her farts smelled like peppermint when I was finished.
Pipe Cleaner by JUCY-J April 4, 2010