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roflbate 

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.
"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."
roflbate by zman4554 December 14, 2008
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YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!
roflated by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

ROFLBATTLECOPTER 

When a guy looks at his penis in the mirror and swings it around while being a hobknocker.
Missy, why are you so beaten up?
Oh, Roger was doing ROFLBATTLECOPTER

ROFLBATTLESHIP 

His Majesties Royal ROFLNAVY main battle cruiser.
Used for SUPREME laughs :)
1: my cat got eaten
2: ROFLBATTLESHIP
ROFLBATTLESHIP by Mutherfcker November 5, 2010