Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

Fucking the Duck by jg357 November 11, 2018

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Fucking the Duck

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

Fucking the Duck by K. Washington September 18, 2016

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Fucking the Duck • Fucking the duck until exploded • Fucking the Royal Duck • Fucking the dog • fucking the horse • fucking the bean bag chair • fucking the cat • Fucking the chicken • Fucking the Couch • fucking the dog in the ass

Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

Fucking the duck until exploded by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

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Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

Fucking the Royal Duck by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

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