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Flying Monkey 

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com
The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.
Flying Monkey by X0X0 February 9, 2005

Flying monkey 

One person hangs from the ceiling while dressed as a monkey while another person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey a banana”.
Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

Flying monkey 

One person is hung from the ceiling dressed as a monkey while the person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey the banana”.
Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

Flying Monkey 

Members of a degenerate Sub-Saharan origin/diaspora , involved in feces throwing and public brawls usually at the Miami airport.
Those fucking FLYING MONKEYS delayed the flight take-off again due to their poo flinging.

flying monkey 

A woman's vagina covered entirely by dense pubic hair.
I saw an Indian woman's flying monkey.
flying monkey by HarryDun March 1, 2009

Flying Monkey 

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.
I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.