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Lori Lightfooted 

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.
We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted

The Gordon Lightfoot 

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.
Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

Gordon Lightfoot 

Folk/Country Folk singer popular in the late '60s and early '70s. Best Song - "If you could read my mind". A beautiful timeless song.
Wow, did you hear Gordon Lightfoots best song "If you could read my mind"?
Gordon Lightfoot by Tighsamhradh October 11, 2006

Gordon Lightfoot 

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.

He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.

Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.

Lightroomed 

Similar to 'Photoshopped', but by using Lightroom, therefore referring more to the stylistic editing of photography and not object placement or hardcore image manipulation.

Lightroom, like Photoshop, is an image adjustment application on both Windows and Mac OS made by Adobe and is tailored more towards photographers experimenting with visual styles in what is an easier batch processing tool.
Guy 1 "Man, that chick is totally photoshopped!!!"

Guy 2 "No dude, she's lightroomed.. those baps are real, and with such beautiful saturation too"
Lightroomed by Dave Itzy February 19, 2012