When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

Human Vibrater by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020

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phantom vibrate

The feeling that you get, usually in the leg or butt, when you feel as though your cell phone is vibrating but it is actually not.

Usually accompanied with distinct loneliness or want of companionship.

Increasingly common when the cell phone is always in the same place (ie. back pocket, side pocket, front pocket etc.)

I was so excited because i thought that my friend had text messaged me. It was just a phantom vibrate...

phantom vibrate by Donatello Mike Hilton April 22, 2006

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Phantom Vibrate

when you feel your phone vibrating but nobody called you.

the third setting to put your your phone's ringer on. it is not mentioned in phone manuals, nobody knows how to turn it on or off.

"felt the phone vibrating and reached to pick it up but it was just on phantom vibrate".

Loud, Vibrate, Phantom Vibrate.

I was waiting for her text, but she kept making my phone phantom vibrate.

Phantom Vibrate by jakedoesnteat November 14, 2011

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Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

Amish vibrator by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

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