Skip to main content

Mandoing 

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.
Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)
Mandoing by Mandoer June 18, 2018
Mandoing mug front
Get the Mandoing mug.
See more merch
Hit with the ladies, pimp, playa
My Dragger military brother is such a player! He's the Mandong yo!
Mandong by 03bangbang February 26, 2017

Mandingo Jaw Breaker 

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".
"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."

mandingo-phobia 

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis
Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.
mandingo-phobia by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017

mandingus 

The combination of mandingo and dingus. In effect: massive throbbing black cock
I'm just aching for a mandingus.
mandingus by Mandingus March 31, 2018

mandingo warrior 

A man that turns you out in bed, making you never want to leave them. They are the best in bed.
mandingo warrior by Gelli365 October 14, 2015
The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.
(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"
Mondoing by mondobike August 25, 2010