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A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for the American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment. Much like their PETA and ASPCA counterparts they make a great spectacle of saving abused and endangered animals. However, they only recently gained international notoriety with a Belgian ad that featured a scruffy bearded man hop out of a van, run past a homeless man asking for donations with a sign reading, “I am an animal too”, jump kicking the man in the head to get to a staving puppy. When the ad aired in the U.S. it was quickly pulled because it was considered too controversial.
Dude, did u see that guy throw fries at that homeless guy?!! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!
A.S.S.H.A.T. by anonymous April 6, 2021

A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for 'American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment'. Similar to their counterparts PETA and ASPCA, A.S.S.H.A.T. is involved with protecting abused and endangered animals. They first gained notoriety when they aired a broadcast, commercial spot depicting a scruffy, young man jumping from a van, jump kicking a homeless man holding a 'I am an animal too' sign and rushing to the rescue of a mangy puppy. The commercial was considered too controversial for U.S. television and banned.
'Dude, did you see that guy throw french fries at that homeless man?! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!'
A.S.S.H.A.T. by Girth McHurt April 7, 2021

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) 

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
An acronym for Hand, Ass, Slap. Its use is similar to the more traditional ASS stamp. It contains the equally as popular "hand" and "slap". One must really screw up to get the H.A.S. This is a demoralizing and embarassing thing for any person to receive.
B-Rad: I just got elected to that National Youth Leadership Conference...no big deal.

Pope: H.A.S.!
H.A.S. by Captain Fox April 24, 2010