stink malt 

A fart contained within a container. ex. farting in a pint glass and then putting a salad plate on top.

I didn't have money for a tip, so I left a stink malt for our waitress.

stink malt by Carl Bob September 5, 2008

stinkmata 

A feces stain in the center of your palm resulting from a toilet tissue malfunction (ie, when you wipe your butt, the toilet paper tears, and you end up with a stain in the center of your palm).

Alternate definition: When you wipe and discover an image of Jesus on your toilet paper.

Public restroom toilet paper will often leave you with a stinkmata.

stinkmata by metsfan1968 October 24, 2012

stinkmatism

when poop particles on your pillow contaminate your eye resulting in pink eye (conjunctivitise).

Your friend is getting sweet revenge on you for embarrassing him in front of his girlfriend so, he farts on your pillow. You have a great night's sleep, but low and behold you wake up with extremely contagious, raw goopey eyes. bam... you just contracted a stinkmatism.

stinkmatism by dontgetstinkeyed April 29, 2010