fluvenience

Conveniently being sick to avoid going somewhere you don't want to.

The last thing I want to do tonight is go to that office party,,I guess I'll be sick by coming down with a case of fluvenience.

fluvenience by rubinator April 22, 2011

Flukens 

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.

George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.

Flukens by Young Beastly March 7, 2009

flurkenburkenshmerylnderlyngerkenpasterkin 

soft pillow.

I have the most flurkenburkenshmerylnderlyngerkenpasterkin in the whole country!

flurkenburkenshmerylnderlyngerkenpasterkin by em-to-the-ily March 5, 2009

flukenhagen 

(1) the act of fluking to the extreme in which no other words can be used to describe it. (2) to describe indescribable actions. (3) To produce an item that will create many laughs and fun for all

(1) I flukenhagened that jump so bad.
(2) That was flukenhagenly awesome
(3) We should totally flukenhagen that idea right now

flukenhagen by esvaamna June 18, 2011

flurken 

Mr Kaisers girthy shlong.

“God damn i’m bout to give you that flurken, you naughty thespian!”

flurken by notaldosalazar November 30, 2023