the Stanley Dean condition 

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

the Stanley Dean condition by ut4wade November 1, 2010

Accept the Condition

If you “Accept the Condition” you agree to date someone.

Yasmine should accept the condition.

Accept the Condition by The juicy juice October 20, 2017

the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.

the condition by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007

Toes the condition 

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

Toes the condition by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

the human condition by dj alfa September 13, 2007

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

the 'human condition' 

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

the 'human condition' by Valsprok February 4, 2013