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A small town, with a population of less that 10,000. This town is known for being a "brat town", with Range Rovers and BMW's roaming the streets freely. The children are nice and kind, but have a lot of $$$$$$$.
Kid 1: So where do u want to go?
Kid 2: Umm, how about downtown Glencoe?
Kid 1: Sure. Wat we going to do there?
Kid 2: I dont know, maybe act rich
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a rich town where the moms try to dress like their daughter and their daughter are bitches to their friends and the boys act like girls.
that mom looks so stupid looking like her daughter.

oh thats cause she lives in glencoe.
glencoe by bottlesup2342 March 8, 2009
A suburban town filled with white kids who try to act black and also a cuple hundred posers
Sam: Hay, Cody what did you do with your $30 allowince
Cody: I spent it in glencoe on my new fallout boy CD
Sam: Fo Shizzle
Cody: ya dowgg
Glencoe by Satchell May 26, 2006
The largest Israeli embassy in the world, also full of white trash kids who think they're gangsta.
Guy: Where's the nearest Israeli embassy?
Me: Its in Glencoe,IL don't stop till you see the spoiled brats at "da G"
Glencoe by Wilmette4lifes January 19, 2010
A fairy wealthy small town north of Chicago, IL. The population has a fairly large amount of Jews as do many towns in the area. Many people in the area are kind but you can encounter snooty parents and/or adults every so often.
Kid 1: What did you get for christmas?
Kid 2: Oh, I got.............................................
Kid 1: Oh, Thats cool, I got.................................
Kid 2: Ok, See you later.
Kid 1: Wait! isn't Glencoe awesome.
Kid 2: This example sucks
Glencoe by Anonymous Hackers January 1, 2012
A suburban town filled with white kids who try to act black and also a cuple hundred posers. Caucasian Invasion!
Sam: Hay, Cody what did you do with your $30 allowince
Cody: I spent it in glencoe on my new fallout boy CD
Sam: Fo Shizzle
Cody: ya dowgg
Glencoe by Satchell June 15, 2006
A town in the middle of a corn field who's population enjoys their hockey and drinking.
An average january's friday night in Glencoe: hockey tourni, then hit the bars.
Glencoe by glencoe wanna bes July 18, 2005