That’s not a knife...

THIS IS A KNIFE!!!11!!!!1!1!

Guy 1: whips out a 5 inch knife
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”

Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete

That’s not a knife... by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019

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that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

that's not a knife by crap November 19, 2004

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