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"what a doobins"
doobins by bbaaa October 26, 2007
A magical blue colored rabbit that can talk. Like a Super hero! Dobbins is a legend of a time traveling bunny. He was previously owned by Alexander Dobbins, one of the founders of the town of Gettysburg Pennsylvania. Dobbins was named rightly so after his beloved master. Dobbins was believed to have crawled into rabbit hole as he was frightened by the sounds of cannon fire at the Battle of Gettysburg on July 1,2,3 1863 and he never seemed to return home after the battle. In recent times, People has seen him in places as obscure as Wal-Mart. Hence the legend of the time traveling Bunny lives...even though he would be like 150 years old, or something.... Some have even witnessed him speak. They say he has a British accent. Some have seen him river dance! His attitude can be snappy and rotten at times, but mostly he's sweet.
Dobbins how old are you? Ummmm I'm like 150 years old or something.
Dobbins by RShackelford May 26, 2020

Fair doobies 

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"
Fair doobies by stripez March 30, 2010

out of the doobies 

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers
Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies
out of the doobies by Sorbittle January 12, 2009

The Dobbins 

(V) The act of using a single digit on one's hand in a hopeless effort to sexually arouse his/her bitch. Also knows as the one finger to rule them all or the one finger wonder. Opposite of the Hulk Finger.
-I tried Dobbinsing this one girl last night but she wasn't feeling it.

-Friend 1 "I tried to get my girl to squirt last night but nothing happened."
Friend 2 "Where you using the Dobbins?"

-Frodo was ever so grateful when his uncle Bilbo graced him with the "One Finger to Rule Them All", however, it was not long before he discovered this power was for naught.
The Dobbins by Steeldrumer24 December 4, 2014

heavy doobies 

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.
You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
heavy doobies by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014