Toilet Birth 

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

Toilet Birth by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

toilet birth 

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.

Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.

toilet birth by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008