Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.