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seagul eats rat 

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo
seagul eats rat by Flonky March 7, 2025

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in
screaming seagul by The Markness January 9, 2004

Angry Seagul 

An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.
"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"

Dirty Seagul 

When your having sex with a girl on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, make sure the sand sticks to the vag juice, and continue banging her with your sandy cock
Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week

the seagul 

When your having sex at the beach and you pullout real quick stick your dick in the sand and stick it back in then the lady your shagging makes the sound of a seagull
The seagull by annonomus
Man:*pulls dick out of pussy and rolls it in sand sticks it back in the pussy*
Woman: awh awh awh
the seagul by Yaboi69lova September 28, 2017