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White Swallow Spa 

Noun

Used to describe a location that is actually a front for anonymous gay sex. Generally include facilities for both whatever business it officially is, and facilities for the gay sex.

Generally frequented by curious married men and elementary school teachers.
We don't like to stay at the YMCA, it's totally a white swallow spa.

Bring your own sheets to that motel, it's a white swallow spa.
White Swallow Spa by BCP on PCP October 12, 2011

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere 

a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it