kstfu 

Acronym for "Kindly Shut The Fuck Up!". Implore a person to keep quiet immediately. Can be used to mean "please stfu" to lessen the blow or cushion it for friends. :)

Hey dude, kstfu! I am trying to read here!

kstfu by gansvv January 6, 2010

ketfused 

The feeling of bewilderment, generally only achieved after the consumption of large amounts of ketamine. The subject of the confusion may be identified by their incoherent ramblings, poor coordination and distorted (size) perception.

Person A: "My hands have disappeared"
Person B: "Nah mate you're just totally ketfused.com"

ketfused by Daisy Devine March 12, 2011

Kstudley 

Usually defined as a critter or roach. Or common term "theif in the night" aka a theif of childrens virginity. Thank you jesus

I was walking down the street and ran into a dirty nasty kstudley

Kstudley by Whatever.eden May 16, 2016

KTFU 

Knocked the fuck up

"Have you seen Jessica lately? She's put on some weight."
"Yeah, she's KTFU."

KTFU by Guenther13 April 3, 2009

ktfu 

Knocked the fuck out

John was ktfu after working hard for his wad of cash.

ktfu by Dat Neil Face September 25, 2013

katfur 

Rhombus fucking head 90 degrees afroman

This katfur head fucking gay

katfur by sum mudderdarker February 5, 2019

kmtfu 

"crack me tf up"

lmaooo she kmtfu

kmtfu by marriannaa March 23, 2024