ass lava 

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.

"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"

ass lava by Stangman68 June 23, 2006

Lava Ass

When spicy or bad foods cause indegestion leading to diarrhea. The common feeling of lava running out of your sphincter.

spicy food in , and spicy food out

"I dont think its a good idea to eat all this spicy food, you might get lava ass later."

Lava Ass by Loser471 October 4, 2015

Lava ass explosion 

When you immediately sit down on the toilet and your ass explodes like a volcano.

After eating Taco Bell I barely made it to the bathroom with a severe case of lava ass explosion.

Lava ass explosion by Joey Norris January 4, 2019

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

Ass Face Lava Monster by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011