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Crucidicks 

A male sex act between two men. The act entails the two men crossing swords (that is, crossing their erect penises) specifically in the shape of a crucifix. Hardcore Crucidicks can be done in church or with kinky role-play (nuns, pope, or otherwise).
Wow, Bradley and Jesús sure are into some kinky religious shit! I saw them doing Crucidicks in the sanctuary!
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The Crucifucks 

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.
The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.
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Crucidicksion 

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.
Dudebro 1: Yo man whats up with the nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: Me and my girl tried Crucidicksion last night. It was wicked.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ man that's killer.

Crucidicksion 

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.
Dudebro 1: Yo man, what's with those nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: My girl and I smashed it all night long doing that Crucidicksion thing bro.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ, that's killer dude.

Crucidicksion 

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.
Dudebro 1: Yo man what's up with those nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: My girl and I were up all night smashing and we tried out that crucidicksion thing.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ my dude. That's killer.