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squish the fish 

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It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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squish the cat 

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working a vagina really hard
I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
squish the cat by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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squish the fish 

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It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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What the squash 

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A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k
"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"
What the squash by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020
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move the squishmellows 

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moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
move the squishmellows by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021
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Laslow the Squishmallow 

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the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.
Laslow the Squishmallow by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022
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