Safetiness 

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

Safetiness by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

Safetings

another word for Ok, cool

"I got to go blad"
"Ite, safetings, laters bledrin"

Safetings by amihunt January 20, 2009

Safeness 

Noun, Equivalent to "safe" with addition of suffix "-ness". Used in variation to "safe".

Person 1: "I'll get you your ganja by the end of the week". Person 2: "Ok. Safeness"

Safeness by Mohan June 24, 2003

Saltiness 

League of Legends ranked queues

Damn that game was filled with so much salt, I though I might die from saltiness

Saltiness by ArchSleuth2604 June 28, 2017