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A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.
You like figs? Your such a figlet!
Figlet by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019

flaglethort 

its going to be flaglethort when we see each other
flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006
The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.

The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"

"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"

"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"

From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
friglet by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.
Hey dude, I gots a figlet here on my phone for you
To juggle one man's testicles between the middle and index fingers, while the man is ejaculating in the juggler's eyes.
Sherlina gave me a fliget and I almost missed her eye.
fliget by Wezlanator May 13, 2006
A male color guard member. Rarer than the female guardie.
"Hey look! Its a flaglet!"

"I know! We don't see them around here often!"