Cessions 

When you meet a Cessions they usually come off as annoying at first. But then as you get to know them, you can find out how fucking retarded they are, loud and horny they can be.
Many Cessions are very overly talkative and can be a pain in the fuckin ass. They are generous but aren't afraid to roast someons ass if they need too.
Cessions eat large anounts of food, and also have a great sense of humor. They tend to have too much hair and they're a big bitch when it comes to there feelings, and have an awesome taste in music.
But overall, their just annoying.

mike: hey do you know cessions?
Karla: oh yeaaa the guy with alot of hair and talks a lot ?
mike: hahaha yaaa!

Cessions by Honeyshitsofoats November 28, 2019

Mexican Cession 

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.

"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"

Mexican Cession by JCKc February 25, 2015

dep-cession 

America's current state of the economy is badder than a recession but not quite as bad as The Great Depression.

LAST I CHECKED, A RECESSION DOESN’T INCLUDE BANKS AND GM GOING BANKRUPT, SO I CONSIDER THIS MORE OF A dep-cession.

dep-cession by portend March 6, 2009