frann
A fucking retarded way to say the word "friend". Used primarily by teenagers, specifically girls in reference to their BFFs.
frann by yourlocalneighborhoodcynic August 1, 2009
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To be ones friend.You have their back for life, and they have yours, no matter what happens.Your Budd's forever!Sometimes when used in an angrey voice, it is used for the terms of being a backstabber.:/
frann by Carissa & Best Frann Anthony January 22, 2007
Bes Frann
A word used to define one's best mate. Your pally-wally. Your mate-a-roo. Your fo-real-shizzle. Your best friend. Except in this case, you get to pretend you're five and have little to no knowledge of pronounciation. Kind of like Paris Hilton. It's also preferable to use this term with a high pitched baby voice. You know, so you can get more attention and look like an airheaded douche bag intead of a well educated human being.
And then I was like, why are you so obsessed with me? We haven't been like bes franns since my boob job.
Bes Frann by Chewwy Anne July 22, 2011
Fanny Mist
V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Fannybaws
The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannycake
Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.
Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012