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holy chicken! 

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!
I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!
holy chicken! by alchesay crow March 7, 2008
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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

holy super chicken nuggies

When you’re surprised you may scream “HOLY SUPER CHICKEN NUGGIES!!” In an outraged fit.
“HOLY SUPER CHICKEN NUGGIES!”
WHAT’S WRONG?!”
“I WON THE LOTTO BUT I ONLY GOT $100,000,000 DOLLARS!”
“Oh that’s sad

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew