A bunch of ignorant South Indian Brahmins (claiming to be strict vegetarians) who have the tendency to spew shit and mindless nonsense in the name of having a meaningful conversation. They also never miss an opportunity to indulge in an orgy of verbal diarrhoea when they realize their fellow sambar mafians are around.

My audit team is dominated by Sambar Mafia.

sambar mafia by kumar9920 December 30, 2014

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Samaradistic

1. To be evil for enjoyment; tease others in an annoying way
2. To be of relating to, the evilness of Samara.

You must leave class early and tell your teacher this, but your teacher acts like they don't believe you, to see how you react. They are being Samaradistic.

Samaradistic by Riccy March 8, 2009

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Samarah

Samarah is the most wonderful woman you will ever meet. She holds MANY talents but hides them. Once you find them you you’ll fall in love. like i did. samarah is a shy quiet girl in the back of the class but once you get to know her she’s jumping on your back like a goddam koala. am i complaining? ABSOLUTELY NOT. samarah is one of the most beautiful person you will ever meet. may short but she’s the goddam prettiest woman ever. SHE IDENTIFIES AS TALL. when you’re down samarah is always there to cheer you up and she doesn’t even know it. just her existence and presence is enough to make a man go from wanting to kill himself to never wanting to leave her arms. With samarah you could be the biggest baddest dude of them all and still just wanna be held by samarah.

i love you samarah 224

samarah is the SHEMXIEST beaner ever !!!!!

Samarah by diriigigodooaoals June 15, 2022

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Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

Professor Samarakone by detective kim April 21, 2020

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