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Lunchbox Letdown 

A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.
Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."

Kyle: "I hate that!"

Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
Lunchbox Letdown by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012
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Lunchbag Letdown 

A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.

The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.

After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*

Jim: What do you got?

Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!

Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.
Lunchbag Letdown by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010

teenage letdown 

When you become a teenager and you realize that all the things you thought you could do when you were a child...you can't.
my worst teenage letdown was when i realized i wasnt going to be the youngest traveling lion tamer in southwest michigan.
teenage letdown by Angelacia May 16, 2007

Obama letdown

What will happen when obama's supporters discover he can't deliver what they expected. The rest of the world doen't give a rats ass about obama and isn't going to do his biding. He won't be able to bullshit down the price of gas, or bullshit up the value of the dollar, or the terrorist into changing their ways. They will kick his ass and send him home crying to his white grandma.
The obama letdown will be accompanied by wails despair.
Obama letdown by wjc April 10, 2008

Lingual letdown 

Lingual Letdown: The feeling you get when you set your alarm early to check the word of the day, but it sucks and ruins your entire day.
Girl: Ken's in a really bad mood today.

Guy: Yea, he must've had another lingual letdown this morning.
Lingual letdown by MegnKen April 8, 2010

Letowhore 

A fan of the band 30 Seconds to Mars who is very focused on Jared and/or his brother Shannon Leto.
Person #1: Omg I totally love Jared and Shannon!
Person #2: What about Tomo?
Person #1: Who is Tomo?
Person #2: Oh my god, you're such a Letowhore
Letowhore by pornberry January 10, 2012