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taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel
Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

tualatin 

Tualatin's population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have sex almost continually. It is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but sex. Sex shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. An interesting fact about Tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the United States. The mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.
I got approval to go to Tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! I never knew I had so much cum built up inside of me!
tualatin by erOTic December 14, 2008
Spanish slang that is used in reference to a penis, commonly in Reggaeton. Made an appearance in Eddie Dee's song "El Taladro" featuring Daddy Yankee.
Oye nena ven pa k...pa que te ponga mi taladro!
taladro by str8 truth June 11, 2006

taladega shower

This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.
Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.
A complex, constructed language spoken mainly in the island nation of Bahariterra and in eastern Virginia.
I speak Tualaim as I am a Tashkiri Bahariterran.
Tualaim by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

Tualatin 

A town in Oregon with a high Spanish population.It is known for being one of the most ghetto places in the Northwest.
White Guy:Shit,I have to go to Tualatin today.
Mexican:Don't be dissin' my hood.
Tualatin by Jesus J. Christ February 15, 2009