hjot 

Like hot, but the opposite.

yellow fucking guy: fnf bf is hjot
fuck: yeah ikr he's fucking disgusting
yellow fucking guy: i agree

hjot by ninilliins April 29, 2021

HJOTP 

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

HJOTP by Maffou March 13, 2008

HJOTT 

An acronym for "Hand Job Outside The Trousers". Normally used when you're in a public place, or her father is banging at the door.

Charlotte gave me the best HJOTT this morning.

HJOTT by Flamingsackofpizza April 29, 2011

hjotp 

Hand Job Over the Top of the Pants

You are at a concert-drunk-dancing with a sexy guy..and you just happen to reach back and give him an AMAZING hand job over the top of the pants (hjotp)... and then you slam your beer and leave.

hjotp by NATEive October 30, 2010

Hjottiewee

an inexperienced manwhore with an ego along with sometimes being a player.

That dude is such a hjottiewee when he's with those girls!

Hjottiewee by Watermellon!!! August 1, 2010