Rodinia 

Rodinia is a relatively famous supercontinent that existed towards the end of the Proterozoic Eon. Nevertheless, many people don't know it. It existed from the Stenian period to right before the Cryogenian period encompassing nearly all of the Tonian period.

It was almost exactly on the opposite side of where Pangea formed. It turned inside out during the Cryogenian period to become Pannotia, leaving out exposed rocks that sucked up carbon dioxide, thus causing a snowball earth. Pannotia somehow still didn't make it into the Phanerozoic Eon.

Rodinia wasn't by itself unlike other supercontinents. It had a continent to the west of it as its companion. Made of parts of South America and Africa, this continent was called Congo. While Rodinia turned itself inside out, Congo got caught in between the two halves, completing Pannotia.

Jack who lives in eastern South America: Bruh, my point 800 million years ago was in Congo and not in the rest of Rodinia. Why were the bacteria that lived where I am not able to party with everyone else until 720 million years ago? I feel bad for them.
Kate who lives in western Africa: The bacteria that lived where I am partied with the bacteria that lived where you are for billions of years! Don't feel bad when it comes to paleogeography or paleontology. There are always good things behind terrible extinction events and isolation from everyone else.

Rodinia by thealtf4psychic April 19, 2021

rodina 

A Rodina is a nice person. Beautiful, both on the inside and the outside. She can also be very wrong about how she is, she usually thinks she's worse than she is, which is wrong. Tends to think less of herself. She doesn't care much about anything but when she starts to care about someone (Which is rare) she cares and loves very deeply. She will care about you like you've never been cared about before. If you can make a Rodina care about/love you then you're one of the luckiest people ever. If you have a Rodina then you have EVERYTHING in thw world.

"That dude has a Rodina" "damn, how lucky"

rodina by Bleh5555 January 6, 2018

rodinhas 

dumb faggot, who removed ribs from his own body just to be able to suck his "own imaginary cock".
"played" futsal in Benfica for only 3 weeks and got kicked out for sucking ass and looking at his teammates dicks in the shower perversely.

Please son, DO NOT BE LIKE RODINHAS! I FUCKING BEG YOU AH GOTCHU BITCH

rodinhas by bodak flaco January 10, 2018