hedge fuck 

To bankrupt a hedge fund by short squeezing it.

Man, did you see what's happening on Reddit? DeepFuckingValue really hedge fucked Wall Street.

hedge fuck by Progs January 30, 2021

Hedge Fuck 

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

Hedge Fuck by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

hedgefucked 

Being hedgefucked happens when someone underestimates people they deem "lesser than"/stupider than themselves, and get royally fucked due to their own hubris, greed, pride, ego, and poor decisions.

Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked.

Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds underestimated the power of retail investors, and got taken for everything they had because they're greedy pieces of shit that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass.

Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.

Kenny G is getting hedgefucked because he's a mayo-hoarding piece of garbage.

"Get in loser, we're going to hedgefuck Shitadel" *mean girls meme*

hedgefucked by anon-ape June 14, 2021